I suppose I should have expected my idiot brother to eventually kill our pets… and there is no food in the fridge, not even pop tarts. And some silly mortal tried to stop me from returning to the apartment. I hope someone comes by to clean the blood off the parquet.
It has been a most relaxing vacation, but for now, I am off to shower, and then, bed. The flight was brutal, getting back from Asia.
I went to see a movie tonight, because everyone seemed so excited. It was about some unshaven guy who is apparently sometimes some kind of hero wannabe, even though he was but mortal. Not the most exciting of protagonists, but it was a good yarn, and I do so enjoy a good story. In fact, it —-DELETED FOR SPOILERS. FUCK YOU LOKI.—-
Objective:
Locate and reclaim custody of Asgardian prisoner, Loki. Return of prisoner to allocated place of residence with Next-of-Kin.Operation status:
Ongoing (Activated 2 hours ago as ordered by Director Nick Fury)Active Branch/s:
Overseas SHIELD Facility, Russia [Unspecified Location]
SHIELD HQ [Unspecified Location]
You make it sound so easy. How are you even sure I’m still in Russia? Heh.
Entry #014It’s been a while since I’ve blogged. Kind of hard considering how I’ve been actively involved in the renovation of the Asgardians’ living quarters. We’ve expanded the semi-aquatic habitat occupied by Goat, their pet Platypus, in preparation for the arrival of a Pygmy Hippopotamus as requested by Thor. Under normal circumstances I’d be against it, but The Boss seems more than happy to oblige and of course, I’m the go-to guy.
I’m not entirely certain if they even realize we’ve been breaking down more walls in their building to make space for the newcomer, since they have yet to make any mention of it to me. Well, if they didn’t know prior to this, they’ll obviously know about it as soon as they read this.
At the moment, both of them seem distracted by tea. Specifically, tea made in their honor. SHIELD is currently tracing the products to their point of origin to determine how they know of our visitors from beyond the stars.
Hopefully, they have one for Captain Rogers.
- Phil
Do I get to watch you fangasm over this:
http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=19840&SID=ed194dce8aa638a66a492c05e72eef6d
You can thank me later.
And somehow, they seem to like you too. Aren’t you supposed to be a secret agent or something?
http://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=21468&SID=ed194dce8aa638a66a492c05e72eef6d
Did you fap to it? Heh. Come now, it wasn’t hard to guess what an internet-going anon was thinking. I had nothing to do with it. I merely stalk your tumblr.
You’d like that wouldn’t you? Having men watching the two of you entwined under the sheets, but no. I do applaud your effort at trying to make me uncomfortable, but your accusation has no solid evidence of any kind.
Unless of course you plant some in an attempt to make it seem like I’m a closet homosexual, but then of course, I’d just taze you and watch Sherlock while you drool into the carpet. Your brother won’t be entirely fond of that, but at least he’ll have another reason to care for you while you lay in bed all day.
Also, somehow I don’t believe that you had no hand in it. Take care now.
I rather think he’d be entirely fond of having me quiet and unconscious in bed, considering the kind of person he is.
Did you fap to it? Heh. Come now, it wasn’t hard to guess what an internet-going anon was thinking. I had nothing to do with it. I merely stalk your tumblr.
